I have had the most amazing time so far. I have been to the catacombs, the Musee D'Orsay, walked the Champs Elysee, been up the Eiffle Tower and much more.

I initially wasn't that excited about being in Paris again. The people certainly weren't exactly excited to see us either. The Parisians still look down on poor tourists who are trying their best to understand the language and to enjoy themselves. After our very long ride in, we were lucky enough to go up the Eiffle tower at night. It was truly stunning. Paris by night is amazing and very, very beautiful. The skies were a bit cloudy and it was raining, but that only made our clothes damp, not our attitudes. You won't believe what I got to do! I went up and up and up and up and up and up and up to the very top of the Eiffle Tower. It was a little bit nerve wracking but it was worth it. It was freezing but equally amazing to see Paris laid out by lights. The traffic doesn't seem nearly as bad from waaaaaay up there, though at ground level it is just insane! Bumper to bumper and everybody honking their horns.

While up the tower I went ice skating. Yes, I went ice skating UP on the first floor of the Eiffle Tower. Not many people can say that. AND I didn't even fall down! Woohoo! Of course, when I say I ice skated that is a bit of an exaggeration. It was more like a staggering, bambi-legs techniques that I have perfected from years of inexperience. It was really fun once I got over my worry of breaking my leg and just went with the expericence. By the time I had made a few slow laps around the rink, hands firmly gripped on the rail, I managed to make a few more trips sans railing. It was a better attempt than the Canadian called Mike. I thought all Canadians could skate, and Jamie, another Canadian, said she had thought the same until she saw Mike. He made me look Ana Pavlova on skates. After my feet had frozen off, Mike and I decided it was time for a hot drink, so we went and got hot chocolates with whipped cream and stood on the Eiffle Tower drinking and watching everyone still skating. It was simply amazing.
The next morning I almost missed breakfast because I had set my alarm for 7am but hadn't changed the time on my phone from London. So when it went off it was actually 8am and breakfast was at 8.15am, leaving the hotel for an action packed day in Paris at 9am. Thank god Maddie, another girl on the tour who is travelling solo came by to see where we were.
After brekkie, we all jumped on the bus and went for a spin around the Arc de Triumph a few times on the many-laned round-about. Five of us decided to start our tour day at the Musee D'orsey, where we got to see Monet, Van Gogh, Edgar, Manet and many other famous painters. We were very lucky. We then went to the Catacombs.

The Catacombs were a very sobering experience and I still don't know quite how I feel abou them. They are not scary, but it feels very strange and macabre to be looking at the remains of thousands upon thousands of people, and not even whole people, but twenty thousand femurs all together to make a wall and skulls used as art decoration. Getting down into the tombs was really interesting. First we had to descend about a hundred plus stairs going straing down in a tight spiral. By about half way down I, and everyone else, was dizzy and gripping the rail. At the bottom you are in the low-ceilinged vaults. They are old mining shafts. At this point there were no bones, but in the tunnels as you are walking along, there are street signs to show you where abouts you are in Paris (what is over your head). The tunnels keep sloping down and eventually even out. The walls were narrow too so you can't really overtake anyone if you want to and you can't go back.

I wasn't really fussed about being underground. It was a little bit strange at one point though, becuase suddenly the air becomes a lot more musty and you realise that you are very far underground.
I didn't know this, but in the catacombs are minature cities that have been carved out of the rock walls by the miners. They are pretty cool. I think the whole walk was about 2kms long and after about 1km you reach what I would say are the real catacombs with all the bones. I felt kind of strange being in what really is a tomb for the dead. But I felt the same way about the mummified remains at the museum. It felt a bit like I was intruding on their peace. I am glad I went, because it really is quite fascinating. I didn't like how they arranged all the bones into shapes, as if by making it into art it was okay to exploit the bones.

After the catacombs we went to the Arc de Triumph and took a few photos. We were going to climb it but we couldn't bare to stand in line again. When we were waiting to get into the catacombs we were waiting for 2 hours. That is the longest I have ever waited and if I had been on my own I probably would have looked at the line and turned around and gone somewhere else. So, instead of going up the Arc, we went back under it and walked up and down the Champs Elysee. We popped into the Louis Vutton store where I was afraid to look at half the stuff in case my mere presence alone somehow dirtied it and I would have to pay for it. They cheapest thing I could find was one of those little key holders, no bigger than half a hand, and that was 188 Euro. After that it was starting to get late and the rest of the tour group was going out to the Moulin Rogue. I wasn't going to go to that again. Once was enough. We got stuck on the trains in peak hour, so we were literally holding onto the hand rails with one hand, a death grip on our purses in the other hand, trying desperately not to be shoved away from the main doors because we knew we would never get back out, and also trying not to loose each other or insult any more Parisians than we already had with our mere presence on the trains.

Later that evening, there was only four of us who were not going to the show. So Maddie and I went out for dinner on the Champs Elysee. You will be very proud of me... I ordered Escargot for my starter! I ate snail. Well, I ate three of the six on the plate. I figured that the best way to have a go was not to think about what was going in my mouth, so pincers firmly in hand, I grappled with the shell, grabbed my mini fork and stabbed at it till it came out of the shell, where I put it straight in my mouth without looking at it. I chewed. I chewed some more. Whoever said it tasted like chicken is a damn liar! It doesn't really taste of anything except for the sauce it was cooked in (Garlic and Pesto). What it does resemble in texture is squid or mussel. It was a little bit chewy. The first one wasn't too bad so I decided to have another. This one tasted like the sauce and a little bit of dirt. It was probably actual dirt. Some poor snail is chillingo out in the garden and then some weird-assed French guy decides that his number is up. Poor sod. The second one didn't go down as well, but I tried a third just to make sure. I did actually try to go for number four but I pulled it out of its shell and looked at it. That was the end of my starter. Couldn't do it after I saw that it actually looked like a snal under all that sauce. My main was really nice. I had Beeg Burgunion (?) with steamed veggies and a glass of Chablis (a very nice French wine that Uncle Jim recently introduced to me). The whole meal was really nice. We were sat just inside on the Champs Elysee, people watching and gas-bagging.
After dinner, Maddie was going to the Ledo, which is like a posher version of the Rogue, and while I was waiting for her, I went and watched half of the new Mission Impossible. There was no way in hell that I was going to jump on a train at 9.30 at night, and go looking for the pub that we would meet the group at later. We met up after, and by that stage it was about 11.30pm, and then went over to the Moulin Rogue... well, to the Irish pub next door, where we had another wine with the others on the Contiki. We left at about 1am. We had crepes with lemon juice and sugar while waiting for a taxi. It was really a full on day, but good company and good food, and VERY good wine, makes it all the better.